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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: Total 2, yay for tea and death to emos xD<



Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (A lot, in French or English >3 )
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 1 but it's rare that I swear.

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show. (AH!)
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7 O.o I see... Mamamia xD

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (even if you dont speak spanish... it's oblivious ! )
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (I live in the country that invented the snowplow ! so yeah)
total: 4 what ? No you like vodka?

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair. (In my beard a bit O.o does it count?)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (what does it have to do ? damn this shit is racist xD)
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (who doesn't?)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel
Total: 4

Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes (Well..some people says I have asian eyes O.o or amerindian eyes)
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.(NOT AT ALL x.x)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2 xD yay for rice

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (ANY chocolate is good :3)
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6 O.o okay


Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (O.o as a matter of fact, I do sometimes say eh or heh xD)
[X] You know what poutine is. (I know what it is xD and I like it)
[x] You speak some French. (Some? I am french candian for fuck sake!)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. (Tim Horton ! They can't fucking make coffee even if their life depended on it!)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4 XD wow ironic that I am born in Canada no?

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy. (Well yes and no... I am for some stuff but not that much)
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart. (It's cheap and when you are at the university xD you need low price lol)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

Belgian:
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 3

Dutch:
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (Lol I do know XD)
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 4 xD

I am more German than Canadian, lol